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Trent Alexander-Arnold as a midfielder shouts intensify.
For those of you who care about the England squad and/or Euros 2024, England manager Gareth Southgate released the official squad numbers for the upcoming tournament.
Trent Alexander-Arnold, who could hardly get a game for England despite being arguably the best right back in the world, has since changed the conversation after adopting more of a hybrid right back/midfield role over the last year or so.
Southgate clearly wasn’t impressed with Trent as a defender, but as a midfielder, he’s willing to hand the Liverpool star the #8 kit, a classic midfielder’s number. It seems to indicate that not only will Trent feature as a midfielder in the tournament, but will also likely be starting most matches.
Here’s the rest of the England squad:
1 Wanker With Little Arms
2 Wanker
3 Manc Wanker
4 Jasmine Rice
5 Wanker
6 I legitimately don’t know who this is
7 Bukayo Saka
8 Trent Alexander-Arnold
9 Wanker With No Winner’s Medals
10 Trent’s BFF
11 Punchable Face
12 Saudi Wanker
13 Aaron Ramsdale
14 I legitimately don’t know who this is II
15 Lewis Dunk
16 Shrug
17 Sure Bet To Score
18 Saudi and Ev Wanker
19 Ollie Watkins
20 Jarrod Bowen
21 I legitimately don’t know who this is III
22 Joe Gomez
23 Sure Hands Henderson
24 Great White Hype
25 I legitimately don’t know who this is IV
26 Kobbie Mainoo
Please don’t get hurt, Trent and Joe.
